Troops in WWI were defended by foxholes...
...troops in Iraq are defended by Fox News.
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The Korean War was caused by post-WWII instability...
...the war in Iraq was caused by post-9/11 gullibility.
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During the Revolutionary War, a young woman named Molly becuse famous for
her pitcher...
...during the Iraq War, a dumb woman named Lynndie became famous
for her pictures.
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During Vietnam, draft-dodgers abruptly fled the country...
...during Iraq, draft-dodgers corruptly led the country.
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In WWII, the liberation of Paris caused songs and revelry...
...in Iraq, the liberation of Baghdad caused bombs and rivalry.
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During WWII, the Reich blamed their problems on the Jews...
...during Iraq, the right blames their problems on the news.
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A great image of the Revolutionary War is of Washington on a boat, courageously
crossing the Delaware...
...a grating image of the Iraq War is of Bush on a boat, outrageously
lost and unaware.
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During the Gulf War, the Patriot missile was used to repel our enemies...
...during the Iraq War, the Patriot Act is used to repeal our
liberties.
