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Political Humor of the Day

Posted in the database on Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 13:11:35 MST (2503 views)
by Eli Stephens    left i on the news  

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MAD Magazine compares the war in Iraq to previous wars:

Troops in WWI were defended by foxholes...

...troops in Iraq are defended by Fox News.

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The Korean War was caused by post-WWII instability...

...the war in Iraq was caused by post-9/11 gullibility.

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During the Revolutionary War, a young woman named Molly becuse famous for her pitcher...

...during the Iraq War, a dumb woman named Lynndie became famous for her pictures.

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During Vietnam, draft-dodgers abruptly fled the country...

...during Iraq, draft-dodgers corruptly led the country.

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In WWII, the liberation of Paris caused songs and revelry...

...in Iraq, the liberation of Baghdad caused bombs and rivalry.

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During WWII, the Reich blamed their problems on the Jews...

...during Iraq, the right blames their problems on the news.

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A great image of the Revolutionary War is of Washington on a boat, courageously crossing the Delaware...

...a grating image of the Iraq War is of Bush on a boat, outrageously lost and unaware.

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During the Gulf War, the Patriot missile was used to repel our enemies...

...during the Iraq War, the Patriot Act is used to repeal our liberties.

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