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We all know that Vice President Cheney shot an old man on a farm while trying
to shoot pen-raised, slow moving birds with a 28-guage shotgun.
But what about the gun?
Cheney was using a Perazzi
shotgun. Perazzi 28-guage
shotguns are custom made shotguns that sell for over $20,000.
Some of them go for as high as $41,000.00!!
$41,000 approaches the 75th percentile for annual wages for a male
in our society. These bastards are so utterly out of touch with the average
American worker, it's not even funny.
We couldn't have written a better metaphor if we tried.
They overspend on guns. They shoot at the wrong targets. They injure innocent
people.
The perfect
metaphor indeed.
So if you are keeping score at home. Our vice president shoots at slow
moving pen-raised birds with a 28-guage shotgun costing over $20,000.00.....and
misses, hitting a 78 year old man.
Poetic. Damn poetic.
