Just when you thought TSA screening horror
stories couldn't get any more anathema to common sense, the latest
victim of the little Hitler airport Gestapo proves otherwise.
Let's brush aside for the moment the fact that Margaret Jackson is the CEO
of a major world airline company and judge whether her appearance would set
alarm bells ringing. A blonde haired bespeckled Australian women in her 50's.
About as far away from Mohammed Atta as you can possibly imagine.
Yet when the TSA rifled through her bag last year at Los Angeles Airport, their
discovery of aircraft diagrams got them salivating. "Why have you got all
this this?" one asked. "'I'm the chairman of an airline. I'm the chairman
of Qantas," replied Margaret. "But you're a woman," replied the
And so along with pregnant
white women, senators
boys, Margaret, a woman who has officially opened airport runways (pictured)
became the latest airline terror threat to America.
After a one hour interrogation and with TSA officials unimpressed by Margaret's
production of official Quantas letterhead documents, she devised a way out that
speaks volumes about the nature of this whole farce.
She simply wrote a note to the TSA official saying that she was CEO of Quantas
and signed it.
They let her go.
In this instance she was defining authority. She was giving the goon squad
authorization to release her, knowing that kind of mindset only responds to
following orders and protocol, even if they completely defy common sense.
Which is why we have a situation where not one item of cargo that enters the
plane is inspected but Grandpa has to remove his shoes because he might be a
This is why we will continue to hear stories about innocent people
being unable to remove themselves from no fly lists and bewildered travelers
being terrorized and shamed by policies that do nothing to protect America but
do everything to bullwhip Americans into thinking it is normal to have their
4th amendment violated every time they leave the house.