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Your Pipelineistan Tour Guide |
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from Bellaciao
Entered into the database on Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 @ 18:18:40 MST |
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On
May 25, 2005, Pipelineistan declared its independence as a Nation/State and a
supreme law unto itself. Only 44 meters (144.4 feet) wide by 1,767 kilometers
(1,098 miles) in length, the life’s blood of Pipelineistan flows through
only one vein 126 cm (49.6 inches, or 4.1 feet) in diameter. This serpent writhes from the Caspian Sea through the Caucasus and stretches
onward to the Mediterranean Coast of Turkey next door to the massive American
airbase at Incirlik, so it has escaped completely from the confines of the Garden
of Eden and is now extant in a new form upon the world. |