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Your Pipelineistan Tour Guide
from Bellaciao
Entered into the database on Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 @ 18:18:40 MST


 

Untitled Document Devil went down to Georgia just to
Ogle his Stream of Gold;
Patriot threw a hand grenade but the
Damned thing didn’t explode.

On May 25, 2005, Pipelineistan declared its independence as a Nation/State and a supreme law unto itself. Only 44 meters (144.4 feet) wide by 1,767 kilometers (1,098 miles) in length, the life’s blood of Pipelineistan flows through only one vein 126 cm (49.6 inches, or 4.1 feet) in diameter.

This serpent writhes from the Caspian Sea through the Caucasus and stretches onward to the Mediterranean Coast of Turkey next door to the massive American airbase at Incirlik, so it has escaped completely from the confines of the Garden of Eden and is now extant in a new form upon the world.