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Political Humor of the Day |
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by Eli Stephens left i on the news Entered into the database on Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 13:11:35 MST |
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MAD Magazine compares the war in Iraq to previous wars: Troops in WWI were defended by foxholes... ...troops in Iraq are defended by Fox News. _____ The Korean War was caused by post-WWII instability... ...the war in Iraq was caused by post-9/11 gullibility. _____ During the Revolutionary War, a young woman named Molly becuse famous for
her pitcher... ...during the Iraq War, a dumb woman named Lynndie became famous
for her pictures. _____ During Vietnam, draft-dodgers abruptly fled the country... ...during Iraq, draft-dodgers corruptly led the country. _____ In WWII, the liberation of Paris caused songs and revelry... ...in Iraq, the liberation of Baghdad caused bombs and rivalry. _____ During WWII, the Reich blamed their problems on the Jews... ...during Iraq, the right blames their problems on the news. _____ A great image of the Revolutionary War is of Washington on a boat, courageously
crossing the Delaware... ...a grating image of the Iraq War is of Bush on a boat, outrageously
lost and unaware. _____ During the Gulf War, the Patriot missile was used to repel our enemies... ...during the Iraq War, the Patriot Act is used to repeal our
liberties. ______________________ Read from Looking Glass News Eloquence in political commentary Most outrageous statements of 2005 The first annual M.F. awards The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2005 Quotes from the The American Taliban: Part 1 Quotes from the The American Taliban, Part 2 |
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