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Saddam’s trial: A comedy show |
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from Al Jazeera Magazine
Entered into the database on Friday, December 09th, 2005 @ 13:32:31 MST |
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The expected response from Americans, including journalists, to the
recent trial of the toppled Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was since the man violated
due-process rights of his own citizens, then it doesn’t really matter
whether he gets a fair trial or not. And it doesn’t matter either if he
got executed. Instead of a requirement that the former Iraqi President’s guilt
be proved, there is an assumption of Saddam’s guilt that pervades the
American media. And there is a very strong reason for that- It serves as a secondary
rationale for the U.S. illegal war on Iraq, with the argument that “no
one can say that Iraq isn’t better off without Saddam Hussein.” And thus, by giving great attention to the unsavory Hussein, the Bush administration’s
backed media draws sympathy for the American President’s decision to invade
Iraq, despite the fact that the principal justification for the war –
that the former Iraqi leader possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction – turned
out to be fictitious. An editorial by Brendan O'Neill stated that the trial of Saddam has descended
into farce. “No one seems to take it seriously. Saddam shouts at the judges
and moans about having to walk up four flights of stairs to the courthouse because
the lift is broken; today the court is in session but without Saddam, who yesterday
told the judge to 'go to hell'. Coalition officials, meanwhile, seem to want
little to do with the whole process.Iraqi vice-president Ghazi Al Yawer recently
despaired: 'I don't know who the genius is producing this farce…it's a
comedy show,' “the article said. Saddam's trial reveals the contradiction at the heart of the occupation’s
venture in Iraq: enjoying extraordinary powers in the country it devastated,
yet with little legitimacy behind it. American managed to occupy Iraq and oust
its President in a few weeks, but it has neither the international legitimacy
nor the local connections that might make such a trial a serious or meaningful
affair. News reports and TV footages from the courthouse have exposed the emptiness
of the occupation’s mission. The claim that the war was aimed at bringing democracy to the Iraqi nation
is another farce. In postwar Iraq, no proper authoritative or democratic system
was installed to organize a serious case even against what the U.S. calls “tyrant”
and dictator”. The judges responsible for trying Hussein are Iraqis who had little experience
to handle such an important trial. Although there are 30 judges handling Saddam’s
case, the name of only one was revealed for security reasons, as earlier this
year one of them was assassinated. “It is a measure of the court's lack
of local authority that the judges have to remain anonymous and worry about
being knocked off.” Saddam refused to show up in court Thursday protesting being mistreated
while in detention. • Illegitimate court He "pointed out that the defendants had been mistreated, not allowed private
meetings with their counsel, denied time and facilities to prepare their defense,
denied access to the evidence, and denied the 'equality of arms' because the
prosecution that had almost unlimited resources at its disposal," Saddam’s
lawyers said in a written statement. The former President asserted that the Iraqi court where he is being tried
was "illegal" and that it will not give him a fair trial. His defense team has repeatedly accused the Higher Iraqi Tribunal of being
illegitimate since it was formed under U.S. occupation. "President Saddam Hussein refused to attend the sessions of the extraordinary
court that was created by the United States government as the occupying power
of Iraq claiming that the Court is illegal and can not provide a fair trial,"
the statement said. Ironically, despite the fact that this trial has become a 'comedy show', UK
and the U.S. now hope it will transform Iraq. If this trial shows anything it is that the past isn't the problem; it's the
present, and the replacement of a dictator with a puppet and criminal government. _______________________ From The Borowitz Report WITH SADDAM A NO-SHOW, SADDAM LOOK-ALIKES GO ON TRIAL Doppelgangers Will Return Credibility to Proceedings, Rumsfeld Says
With Saddam Hussein a no-show at his own trial, the U.S. today found an unorthodox
solution to the impasse: the former dictator’s look-alikes. The look-alikes were fixtures during the regime of the brutal madman, who used
them as decoys to frustrate would-be assassins, but since the fall of Saddam
they have found employment opportunities few and far between. “In Baghdad, nobody wants to go to Starbucks and be served by a barrista
who looks like Saddam Hussein,” said Saddam Hussein, 57, one of several
look-alikes who have been called out of retirement to fill in for the evil defendant.
“When my agent called and told me about this trial thing, I was stoked.”
Another look-alike, Saddam Hussein, 43, said that the call to fill in for Saddam
at the trial came just in the nick of time: “I swear, last week I was
this close to shaving off my moustache.” At an acting studio in downtown Baghdad, the former Saddams have been rehearsing
for the past few days, hoping to get their impersonations of the former dictator
up to snuff. “It’s a lot of waving your fist and looking defiant,” said
Saddam Hussein, 61. In Washington, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld hailed the decision
to put Saddam’s look-alikes on trial, telling reporters, “Now the
Iraqi people can feel confident that Saddam Hussein, or someone who looks a
lot like him, will be brought to justice.” Elsewhere, President Bush announced a new guest worker program under which
illegal immigrants will be allowed to work as scapegoats throughout the 2006
election campaign. |